March 24, 2016

(++++) SONIC SPLENDORS


Bruckner: Symphony No. 9. Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra conducted by Mariss Jansons. RCO Live. $21.99 (SACD).

Copland: Orchestral Works, Volume 1—Ballets: Suites from “Billy the Kid” and Appalachian Spring”; Four Dance Episodes from “Rodeo”; El Salón México; Fanfare for the Common Man. BBC Philharmonic conducted by John Wilson. Chandos. $19.99 (SACD).

Dvořák: Symphonies Nos. 7 and 8. Houston Symphony conducted by Andrés Orozco-Estrada. PentaTone. $19.99 (SACD).

Dvořák: Overtures—Nature, Life and Love (In Nature’s Realm, Carnival, Othello); My Home; Hussite Overture. PKF-Prague Philharmonia conducted by Jakub Hrůša. PentaTone. $19.99 (SACD).

Dvořák: Violin Concerto; Romance in F minor; Suk: Fantasy in G minor. Christian Tetzlaff, violin; Helsinki Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by John Storgårds. Ondine. $16.99 (SACD).

     Sony’s Super Audio CD format (officially SA-CD, but almost always written without the hyphen) is in a sense a solution in search of a problem. Like the company’s videotape-era Betamax – a superior system that did not drive hardware sales as Sony hoped and that eventually lost out to the earlier, lower-quality VHS format – SACD seems like an enhancement that is more trouble than it is worth, and in fact is not worth the extra cost of creating discs that use it. But producers of SACDs have avoided the Betamax trap by the clever stratagem of making SACDs dual-layer, with one layer in the extended audio format and another in the older and somewhat lower-quality CD form. This means that SACDs play perfectly well on ordinary CD equipment, but without their enhancements. And while SACDs have usually sold for a few dollars more than comparable CDs, even that has been changing recently, with SACDs and CDs selling for the same price or perhaps a dollar’s difference. Furthermore – and this is where things really get interesting – the use of SACD recording seems to have brought CD recording to a higher level, so that the CD version of SACD releases, even though it is two-channel rather than multichannel, is now more often than not just as good as the SACD version. The result is discs like these, all of them top-notch in sound as well as first-rate in performance quality. Indeed, when a reading of Bruckner’s Ninth is as good as the one featuring Mariss Jansons and the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, released on the orchestra’s own label, the biggest problem is the extent to which it makes a listener yearn for a complete, four-movement Ninth. Bruckner’s failure to complete this symphony is a massive frustration for lovers of his music, primarily because he came so close to finishing the fourth movement – much closer than, for example, Mahler did with his Tenth. Yet while the Mahler work is often heard in one or another “completed” version, Bruckner’s Ninth rarely is, though a few conductors, such as Johannes Wildner and Sir Simon Rattle, perform and have recorded the best available four-movement Ninth (which is still not wholly satisfactory; perhaps nothing ever will be). Most conductors, including Jansons, continue to present the Ninth as a three-movement unfinished symphony, which in Jansons’ case means a work that strives mightily and attains extraordinary heights in a third movement whose structure and dissonances are highly forward-looking – but that then simply stops, leaving listeners waiting fruitlessly for what comes next. This is the great frustration of the RCO Live recording, which in terms of playing and sound is absolutely exemplary. It is one of those releases that make it clear exactly why the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra is rightly deemed one of the absolute best in the world. Whether heard in CD or SACD version, this reading resounds with gorgeous string tone, burnished brass that is almost painfully beautiful and precise, and woodwinds whose piquancy perfectly complements the rest of the orchestra. Jansons paces the symphony with an eye toward monumental splendor throughout, the first and third movements soaring to great heights while the second – that weirdly flickering scherzo – weaves its ghostlike way through the orchestral forces. Jansons is particularly outstanding in the third movement, where he accentuates the modernity of the harmonies and the unusual elements of the scoring, making it clear that Bruckner here was striving to bring listeners toward a truly great peroration. The fact that the planned conclusion never comes is deeply distressing when the lead-in to it is this fine. Connoisseurs of the three-movement version of Bruckner’s Ninth will nevertheless find Jansons’ handling of it cause to celebrate.

     The familiar and popular Copland works on a new Chandos SACD exist on an entirely different level, but they too benefit from an exceptionally clear and well-balanced recording. John Wilson has a stronger “popular” orientation than do many conductors: he founded his own orchestra in 1994 specifically to focus on film music. This orientation holds him in good stead in the Copland works here, which have great flair, bounce and good humor, with a generally upbeat sense of life and liveliness. Wilson is especially adept at bringing out the rhythmic flourishes and changes of pace with which these scores abound, and at allowing orchestral color to blossom to the greatest possible extent – Fanfare for the Common Man being a particularly good example in its very broad stateliness. Copland’s ballet suites are heard quite often and have long since become international rather than American music, although their folk tunes and nationalistic touches come through quite clearly as played here by the BBC Philharmonic. The rhythmic vitality of El Salón México is as impressive as the material from Billy the Kid and Rodeo, both of which are handled from a sonic viewpoint that is occasionally startling in its clarity – the “Gun Battle” in Billy the Kid being only the most prominent example. Where Wilson does fall a bit short in this recording is in the broader, more-sentimental elements of the music, not so much in “Corral Nocturne” from Rodeo (which is, after all, deliberately cast as a rather surface-level piece) but in most of Appalachian Spring. Much of this ballet’s music is slow and expansive, with broad, sweeping gestures that reach back to American pioneer life very differently from the way “The Open Prairie” does in Billy the Kid. Wilson seems a touch uncomfortable with Appalachian Spring, turning some of the slowest music into a kind of orchestral taffy pull in which the lines get longer and longer before a section ends and the next one begins. This is scarcely an unsatisfactory approach, but it is a somewhat overdone one – yet the playing is excellent throughout, and the sound (both CD and SACD) brings out so many nuances of the scores that even listeners highly familiar with the music will likely find some new elements to enjoy.

     The Houston Symphony’s SACD of Dvořák’s Seventh and Eighth Symphonies also takes full advantage of excellence in recording – PentaTone being one of the very best producers of high-quality discs. The big surprise here is not the quality of the recording but the very rich sound of the orchestra, which has never been one of the very best in the United States but is clearly moving in that direction under Colombia-born Andrés Orozco-Estrada. Everything in these live recordings works exceptionally well: the balance is just right, the warmth or stridency of various orchestral sections – and sections of the music – comes through appropriately, and the overall impression is of an ensemble that has found itself and developed a sound of its own that complements the repertoire beautifully. Orozco-Estrada’s way with the music is also a pleasant surprise. Apart from a few ragged edges, these are thoroughly well-thought-through readings filled with flow, grandeur, and structural understanding, as well as empathy for the symphonies’ emotional underpinnings. No. 7 is the composer’s most deeply felt symphony and the one most in need of careful attention to each movement’s inner structure as well as Dvořák’s overall approach to the material. From the drum roll and grumbling thematic depths of the work’s opening to the brilliance of brass at its end, this is a symphony roiled by emotions – each listener can decide exactly which ones (Dvořák’s nationalism comes through clearly but is scarcely the only feeling explored here). Dvořák’s use of minor-key touchstones is especially striking and effective throughout this work, and although the symphony never comes across as tragic, there is no doubting its intensity of feeling – when it is presented as well as Orozco-Estrada does. There are a few dismaying mannerisms here and there, notably some uncalled-for tempo changes and fervor-disrupting rubato in the finale, but by and large, Orozco-Estrada encourages the music to breathe, to expand, and to speak with highly effective emotional directness. Symphony No. 8 is in many ways the polar opposite of No. 7 – bright, sunny, forthright and forthcoming – and it is unusual for a conductor to handle one of these pieces as well as the other. But Orozco-Estrada does. No. 8 sings, its themes seeming to flow effortlessly and with ever-present beauty from one to the next, its G major home key as emotionally distant as possible from the D minor of No. 7. Again there are a few thoughtless and mannered elements in the performance, again concentrated in the finale and primarily involving injudicious tempo variations for which the composer never called. But the Eighth, like the Seventh, comes through here with style as well as substance, and the bright sound of No. 8 is as appropriate for the music as the somewhat warmer (although not more-constrained) sound of No. 7 is for that work. A full Dvořák cycle from Orozco-Estrada and the Houston Symphony would, on the basis of this recording, be well worth hearing.

     The excellence of PentaTone’s sound is equally apparent in another Dvořák program, this one featuring very different forces and music that, although certainly symphonic in scope, is of a different type altogether. It is self-evident that a Prague-based symphony orchestra and Czech-born conductor will have a nearly intuitive feeling for Dvořák’s music, but it is nevertheless something of a surprise to hear just how well and idiomatically the PKF-Prague Philharmonia (simply called the Prague Philharmonia when established in 1994) and Jakub Hrůša (the orchestra’s music director from 2009 to 2015) handle five of the composer’s tone poems. It is also wonderful to hear the works’ groupings. Nature, Life and Love was intended as a trilogy but is rarely heard that way, with the middle tone poem, Carnival, being performed far more often than the others – and containing references to In Nature’s Realm that make no musical sense when Carnival is played on its own. Here the three works follow a kind of story arc that begins in openness and lyrical, pastoral beauty, progresses through a kind of frenetic intensity, and concludes with a tragic reminder of humanity’s darker instincts – and in fact Othello, least often played of these three pieces, comes off particularly well here, building from its portentous opening to a conclusion conveying a sense of real tragedy. Hrůša does particularly well with the delicate balancing act of giving each tone poem its individual character while at the same time making it clear that there is connective tissue, in terms of both philosophical and musical themes, among the three. There are also multiple parallels between the other two overtures here, My Home and Hussite Overture, and even though these two were not conceived as a duality, their juxtaposition on this recording is a particularly happy decision. Both these overtures were written for stage plays; both include authentic Czech folk tunes; and both use music intimately associated with their subject matter – in the first case, a patriotic song with words written by Josef Tyl, on whose life the play focused (a song that is now the national anthem of the Czech Republic); in the second case, the Hussite battle hymn. Like Nature, Life and Love, the two overtly nationalistic overtures are large-scale works with sumptuous scoring and propulsive structures whose relationship to the style of Dvořák’s symphonies is unmistakable. Hrůša handles all the music with care and sensitivity; the orchestra’s playing is quite good in a traditional central European manner (this ensemble, like the Houston Symphony, is something of an up-and-coming group); and the sound, both SACD and CD, is exemplary.

     Dvořák’s Violin Concerto is not among his very best works and is a standard-repertoire piece largely because, well, it is the composer’s only effort in the form. Some structural peculiarities in the first movement and a considerable amount of repetition in the finale make the work a less-effective one than Dvořák’s other string concerto, for cello, a piece that alters structural norms even more substantially but to much greater and more involving effect. The Violin Concerto does have many pleasures, including a profusion of warmly melodious themes, and it gets a strong and stirringly lyrical reading on a new Ondine SACD that features Christian Tetzlaff and the Helsinki Philharmonic Orchestra under John Storgårds. The best word for Tetzlaff’s playing here is “supple.” He stretches themes, cooperates with the orchestra at times while pulling it along with him at others, and offers a winning mixture of delicacy and strength, rather more of the former than the latter. The approach holds up well, perhaps even better, in the Fantasy in F minor, often paired with the concerto on recordings and here particularly happily so. Tetzlaff’s singing tone and textural nimbleness make the shorter work – which at 12-and-a-half minutes is not all that short – a pleasure to hear. The most interesting piece here, though, is neither of the ones by Dvořák. It is the Fantasy in G minor by Josef Suk, Dvořák’s son-in-law and a fine and generally underrated composer. Twice as long as the Dvořák fantasy and in fact extended enough to be deemed a concerto were it not for its lack of any formal structure, Suk’s work opens in strikingly dramatic fashion and becomes, from start to finish, an alteration of intense and pastoral sections that complement each other winningly. Suk’s fantasy requires nuanced playing and a sense of constantly shifting colors in the solo and orchestral parts alike, and that is just what it gets here, with Tetzlaff and Storgårds handing off the lead to each other time and again in a collaborative effort that combines flexibility with dynamic strength – just as the music requires. One particularly pleasant element of this fine recording of an infrequently performed work is that the sound, both SACD and CD, unobtrusively underlines the approach of soloist and conductor, bringing one forward and then the other, helping blend them at some times and maintain them as separate entities at others. This recording is yet more evidence of just how significantly good SACD sound, and the CD sound that coexists with it on these high-quality discs, can contribute to and enhance the experience of listening to music.

March 17, 2016

(++++) SEASONINGS


When Spring Comes. By Kevin Henkes. Illustrated by Laura Dronzek. Greenwillow/HarperCollins. $17.99.

Little Butterfly. By Laura Logan. Balzer+Bray/HarperCollins. $14.99.

Pinkalicious and the Little Butterfly. By Victoria Kann. HarperFestival. $4.99.

     The change of seasons, an eternal delight for children – not to mention adults – gives authors many ways to reach out to young readers and even to pre-readers. Kevin Henkes starts When Spring Comes firmly in winter, with a look at leafless trees that “look like black sticks against the sky” and on whose branches sit a couple of cardinals – birds that do not fly away from winter climes during cold weather. Then, on the next page, the trees are covered in pink and white blossoms and green leaves. The lovely acrylic illustrations by Laura Dronzek are a big part of what makes this book special: they complement and complete the narrative. Henkes writes about leftover mounds of snow; Dronzek shows the remains of a snowman melting bit by bit until, when Henkes writes that the snow mounds are gone, Dronzek shows a bird pecking at the ground near some small leftover pieces of coal that once adorned the snowman. Henkes not only shows seasonal change but also makes room for some humor: spring is well-known for bringing rain – “And more rain and more rain,” Henkes writes, while Dronzek shows people walking along a very muddy path and Henkes says, “I hope you like umbrellas.” Henkes also points out that spring “changes its mind a lot,” and Dronzek shows newly sprouted flowers weighed down by some clearly unexpected snow. Contrast and continuity are all that this charming book is about, and while the pleasant narrative and the pictures of buds, baby birds, kittens and more make it seem as if spring is the season, Henkes saves for the end of the book a reminder that even when spring has settled in for good, the waiting is not over – because then it is time to wait for summer. Kids and parents alike will not mind the wait, or waits, with a companion such as When Spring Comes.

     The communication is totally visual rather than a function of words combined with pictures in Laura Logan’s Little Butterfly, a picture book that is entirely pictures and that is just as expressive without words as many others are with them. Spring is, after all, a time for butterflies and other insects, and this tale of a little girl who has a magical experience with monarch butterflies fits the season beautifully. It starts when the girl accidentally snags her bright orange cape on a door, so it tears a bit and some of the thread unravels. She sits under a tree while examining the damage, and then her playful kitten comes over, and then the kitten leaps into the air and catches a monarch butterfly – tearing its bright orange wing exactly as the girl has torn her cape. The girl scolds the kitten and gently picks up the butterfly, shedding a noticeable tear while holding it – and when she releases it, wonder of wonders, it is able to fly away. The kitten comes back, and girl and kitten snuggle in for an al fresco nap – when suddenly, as the girl sleeps, there are monarch butterflies all about, and soon they cover her completely and help her to, yes, fly! High up they take her, but she is not the slightest bit afraid, basking in the wonder and delight of the experience as the butterflies transport her here and there and as she herself finally experiences her cape being transformed into her very own butterfly wings. And then she is back on the ground, her cape just a torn piece of clothing again – but the butterfly with the injured wing is there, too, and maybe, just maybe, it was not all a dream, but a case of a gentle kindness gently reciprocated. A lovely little fairy-tale of a book in which the girl’s expressions tell the story so well that no words are necessary, Little Butterfly is also a book that adults and young children can enjoy discussing after it is over. What really happened? Was it all imaginary? Or was something more going on? And does it really matter, as long as the girl herself remembers the effect her act of kindness had, or seemed to have?

     Monarch butterflies are also at the center of Victoria Kann’s Pinkalicious and the Little Butterfly, a more conventionally told story that is a very pleasant one in its own way. Pinkalicious does not turn into a butterfly or imagine turning into one, but she does draw a picture of “a fairy princess riding a magnificent butterfly” – and Kann’s rendition of Pinkalicious’ drawing is a highlight of the book. The reason for the drawing is that Pinkalicious’ class has been observing and caring for three caterpillars. Two of them have emerged from their chrysalises as orange-winged monarch butterflies and have flown away, but the third chrysalis remains behind. It is the one belonging to Pinkalicious’ favorite caterpillar, a green one she has named Wiggles. Pinkalicious makes her drawing because “maybe if I showed Wiggles my picture tomorrow, he would come out and fly.” Well, this is, after all, a Pinkalicious story, so there has to be something of a certain distinctive color in it – and sure enough, when Wiggles does emerge, “There was a PINK butterfly!” With eight stars on its wings, no less! Of course it looks nothing like a monarch butterfly, but Pinkalicious’ expression of delight more than makes up for any scientific inaccuracy – and actually, Pinkalicious and the Little Butterfly has more science in it than Kann’s books usually do. It also has the dozens of stickers featured in HarperFestival books, and in this case even those are special, including not only Pinkalicious and her friends but also a whole batch of butterflies in a very wide variety of colors – plus one solitary green caterpillar. A Pinkalicious tale, a springtime story and a classroom-project explanation all rolled into one, Pinkalicious and the Little Butterfly is one of the most pleasant and enjoyable short books that Kann has produced in the book-plus-sticker format.

(++++) RECIPES FOR A BETTER LIFE


Colleges That Pay You Back: The 200 Schools That Give You the Best Bang for Your Tuition Buck, 2016 Edition. By Robert Franek, David Soto, Kristen O’Toole, and the Staff of The Princeton Review. Penguin Random House. $21.99.

Protein Ninja: Power Through Your Day with 100 Hearty Plant-Based Recipes That Pack a Protein Punch. By Terry Hope Romero. Da Capo. $22.99.

     The increasing tendency to see college as merely a step toward better earning power and more-suitable employment is a view that promotes not only grade inflation (who wants to undermine a student’s lifelong earnings prospects?) but also demands for free tuition (how dare anyone deny students access to appropriate jobs or make them pay for what is essentially job training?). Unfortunate the consequences of seeing college this way may be, but the viewpoint is pervasive enough to make a book such as Colleges That Pay You Back highly useful. Based on Princeton Review and PayScale.com data, this book briefly profiles 200 colleges and creates Return on Investment (ROI) ratings designed to show which schools are the most likely to lead to graduates entering careers whose pay scales (starting and mid-career) more than justify the cost of attending the institutions. Colleges That Pay You Back includes a kind of social-benefit disclaimer: “To cover professions that have high social value but may offer lower salary numbers, such as teaching or non-profit management, we have included the percentage of alumni who feel that their job makes the world a better place.” It is safe to assume, however, that most people interested in this book will be looking at college from a financial-return standpoint. For that purpose, the book represents a very good use of so-called “big data,” which it parses in multiple ways. There is a list of more than 40 high-paying majors, with median starting salary and median mid-career salary for each, and an alphabetical list of schools to consider for students interested in each major. There are lists of the 50 colleges with highest ROI, the 25 with highest ROI for students not qualifying for financial aid, the 25 with best alumni networks, and similar lists for internships, career placement, financial aid and “making an impact” (this last, rather fuzzy category being based on student assessments in areas such as “sustainability efforts” and “on-campus student engagement.”). There is the annual list of nine tuition-free colleges, but as always, it is not very useful, since five of the nine are military academies and a sixth is solely for would-be ship designers (and tuition-free does not necessarily mean free of costs for room and board, books, supplies, and so forth). Within the body of the book, Colleges That Pay You Back is very clearly and simply laid out, with each school getting two pages that include narrative material on student life, “bang for your buck” and other topics, plus columns detailing academic data, freshman profiles, decision deadlines, financial facts and more. The 50 colleges that appear in the primary list of ones that pay students back through post-college careers get banners on their pages showing where they are on that list; however, the information on them is arranged just as it is for the other schools profiled. The top-50 list shows clearly that the University of California offers excellent payback among large public universities: the branches at Berkeley, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara and San Diego all make the list. University of Virginia and University of Pennsylvania also appear. The so-called Big Three Ivy League colleges all make the list: Princeton at No. 2 (California Institute of technology is No. 1), Yale at No. 7 and Harvard at No. 10. The Little Three are all here as well: Amherst at No. 16, Williams at No. 26 and Wesleyan at No. 48. And other “usual suspects” colleges are listed as well: MIT, Stanford, Columbia, Duke, Cornell, Swarthmore, Johns Hopkins. So what special value will a prospective student get from Colleges That Pay You Back rather than from a standard list of top schools? Well, for one thing, the top-50 list includes some colleges that many students may not know or may not think of in terms of career prospects, such as Pomona, Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Carleton, Missouri University of Science and Technology, University of Florida and New College of Florida. For another thing, correlations between lists may help narrow a student’s choices appreciably: Claremont McKenna, for example, appears in the top-50 list, the “best schools for internships” list, and the “best alumni network” list. Colleges That Pay You Back is a research tool that uses the printed-book format in ways not readily matchable by online searches: the identical layout of all listings makes side-by-side comparisons very easy, and the up-front lists can help narrow students’ focus to a small number of schools that can then be readily compared as to the types of data included in the book. After that, visits to the schools’ Web sites (and eventually to their campuses) will be all the more worthwhile and considerably easier to target. That’s the ROI of Colleges That Pay You Back itself.

     Once out in the real world and presumably gainfully employed, people start looking for ways to manage their everyday lives in accordance with their beliefs (whether picked up before, at or after college) and in an attempt to maximize their productivity both on the job and at home. For a search of that sort, there are all kinds of recipes for how and where to live, how to behave, how to relate to people personally and professionally, and on and on. There are also just-plain-recipes created for a variety of specific purposes: losing weight, coping with frequent travel, dealing with work-related or family-related time pressures, and enjoying food while adhering to self-imposed dietary restrictions, such as a vegan diet. Terry Hope Romero’s Protein Ninja is strictly for this last group, picking up on the notion that plant-based diets are deficient in protein (sometimes true but not necessarily so) and offering suggestions on how to prepare high-protein food for all times of day and all sorts of meals. Less talky and less of an advocacy book than many aimed at vegans, Protein Ninja is for people already committed to vegan eating and looking for ways to boost their protein consumption within their self-chosen diet. Romero briefly goes through the same vegan basics found in many books like this – beans, quinoa, brown rice, seitan – and then gets right to the recipes. Absent here are the cutesy titles to which some recipe books gravitate: Romero straightforwardly offers Mocha Latte Granola, Pumpkin Power Pancakes, Tempeh Apple Sage Sausage Patties, Olive Rosemary Biscuits, White Bean & Cashew Ricotta Toast, Korean Tofu Taco Salad, Crunchy Nutty Peanut Butter Hemp Cookies, and so forth. The specific foods may not be familiar to all readers, but the recipe names clearly indicate what the instructions will produce, making Protein Ninja easy to follow. Romero also sprinkles the book with “Pro-Tips” such as, “There are many ways to reheat a veggie burger, but the best is still gently searing it on a cast-iron pan over medium heat.” She reserves her amusing commentary for recipe introductions that experienced or time-pressed vegan cooks can skip but that many readers will enjoy: “Flatbread is just pizza that needs a better bra.” “Do you ever find yourself thinking, ‘I want orange! No, wait, I want cranberry! Hrngh, maybe I want chocolate!’ and then feel bad because you can’t decide? You’re in luck because this scone satisfies all...” “Green stuff on toast is here to stay.” “Curry + burger = love.” The recipes here will not be particularly challenging for committed vegans, who will already have the needed ingredients on hand or know where to get them without difficulty. The book is less suitable for people who simply want to try vegan eating without making a full-scale commitment to it, since it requires stocking up on a variety of items that non-vegans are unlikely to have in the kitchen (hemp protein powder, white miso, soft silken tofu, garbanzo bean flour, tamari, and so forth). There are a few specialized techniques needed here, too, such as making “almost frozen oil” for several recipes. This is a (+++) book that delivers to vegans just what its subtitle promises: “a protein punch” with, along the way, some interesting tastes for people who have made the decision to commit to vegan eating.

(++++) WORDS TO (TRY TO) LIVE BY


Keep Curious and Carry a Banana: Wisdom from the World of Curious George. By Justin Martin & Liza Charlesworth. Illustrations by H.A. Rey. Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. $12.99.

The Happiness Equation: Want Nothing + Do Anything = Have Everything. By Neil Pasricha. Putnam. $27.

     If The Tao of Pooh offers life lessons, why not take some additional ones from Curious George? The little monkey created and made famous by Margaret and H.A. Rey has long since passed into the category of an icon, and books using him continue to appear at a well-nigh-alarming rate, often as teaching tools for young children. So why not something for wayward, uncertain adults – who, after all, still have a great deal to learn before they can achieve anything approaching the happiness that Curious George possesses as a birthright? Hence Keep Curious and Carry a Banana, a book in which Justin Martin and Liza Charlesworth draw forth from the Reys’ canon bits of pithy wisdom delivered with suitable delight and tongue not very firmly in cheek. “Begin each day ready to monkey around!” opens the book, with one of H.A. Rey’s memorable illustrations for clarity – showing pajama-clad, smiling George just about to get out of his very human-style bed. Anyone who knows and loves George will recognize this book’s illustrations immediately, and the slight twists that Martin’s and Charlesworth’s words give to them are altogether pleasing and, really, not bad life advice at all  George holding paintbrush, standing before an easel: “A blank canvas is a brilliant opportunity.” George walking across telephone wires: “Life can be a high-wire act – the trick is keeping your balance.” George joyously letting pigs out of their pen: “Unlock the potential in others.” Green-jacketed George, walking with arms outstretched toward The Man in the Yellow Hat: “Give free hugs.” George, finger outstretched, looking down at and apparently talking to a baby bunny: “Respect differences in others. It’s much more interesting that way!” Indeed, life is much more interesting when one follows the precepts of this little book and this little monkey, and if the Reys never intended George to be quite this philosophical, what of it? The phrase “keep curious” (with George shown dressed as a window washer, looking into a room where painters are working) applies as well to human life as to George’s.

     Keep Curious and Carry a Banana impressively sums up its life lessons in only 80 pages, but Neil Pasricha needs even fewer to encapsulate The Happiness Equation. He can do it in one – does do it in one. But it happens to be page 269, which shows that when you intend to deliver hyper-serious, philosophically profound advice with an appropriate level of gravitas, you need to produce something closer to 300 pages than to 100. Still, in the interest of brevity, here is Pasricha’s peace that passeth all understanding except, presumably, that for which one spends $27: “Be happy first. Do it for you. Remember the lottery. Never retire. Overvalue you. Create space. Just do it. Be you. Don’t take advice.” The rest of The Happiness Equation is simply exegesis, including an explanation of the book’s pseudo-mathematical subtitle. Pasricha sells a lot of books and presumably has his success, but it is very doubtful, on the basis of what he is selling here, that he has it through what he formulates as a tripartite structure: “To want nothing. That’s contentment. To do anything. That’s freedom. To have everything. That’s happiness.” Like many another self-proclaimed positive thinker, Pasricha asserts that the keys to happiness are all within, being independent of external factors; and also like many others of his ilk, he likes to illustrate his simplistic affirmations with vaguely homespun stories and fairy-tale scenarios. Thus, he trots out the story of the Mexican fisherman who already has everything that “a tourist wearing expensive sunglasses and a fancy watch,” and sporting an MBA, can offer him; presents, in its entirety, the well-worn poem “If—” by Rudyard Kipling; includes a “Keeping Up with the Joneses” comic strip from 1913, plus more-modern ones from “Calvin and Hobbes” and “Dilbert”; uses Jerry Seinfeld and Rosey Grier as role models; and much more. Pasricha has an answer for everything (although it helps that he himself formulates the questions). For example, “The way to make more money than a Harvard MBA isn’t to get your annual salary over $120,000 or $150,000 or $500,000. It’s to measure how much you make per hour and overvalue you so you’re spending time working only on things you enjoy.” Great! Now – how much does Pasricha make? Hmm. Seems to be missing. He actually reveals little about how his thought system has affected his own life – unlike, say, Scott Adams, creator of Pasricha-cited “Dilbert,” in How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big. No, Pasricha will have none of that: he is all about success, not failure, and about defining success in such a way that you get it without any particular hardship. When Pasricha does reveal anything personal, it is along the lines of, “When I was fourteen years old, I got my first job in a nepotism-riddled scandal.”  (This turns out to refer to work as a pharmacy technician for his cousin.) Not much self-revelation there. Also, Pasricha skips merrily from idea to idea without bothering to note inconsistencies. That Rosey Grier citation, for instance, is all about how wonderful the former football player is for having written a book about needlepoint “after retiring from the NFL.” But only 100-plus pages earlier, Pasricha strongly advocates living the way centenarians in Okinawa do, stating (yes, in italics), “They don’t even have a word for retirement.” So the idea is never to retire, never even think about it (Pasricha also gives an example of a guidance counselor who retired at 65 and promptly died) – and also to retire after a suitably lucrative career and do something else. Pasricha peppers the book with “scribbles” in the form of boxes and lists and buckets and other shapes that look hand-drawn and are supposed to produce a homey feeling (and that, by the by, do not hold a candle to Rey’s drawings of Curious George). And Pasricha seeks to deflect criticism by stating up front that “you will not agree with all nine secrets [given here] the first time you read them,” then offering “3 ways to get the most out of this book” (numbered 3, 2, 1). So Pasricha clearly deems himself beyond criticism and, by implication, considers those who follow his precepts (or at least pay money to hear him deliver them, whether in this book or at his Institute for Global Happiness) to be beyond it as well. By all means try The Happiness Equation if you think this sort of (++) book really offers the secrets of joy and wealth not only to Pasricha but also to you. But take note of two things. First, Pasricha’s comment, “Don’t take advice,” is advice you are supposed to take. And second, Pasricha is, yes, a Harvard MBA.