The Dreadful Fate of Jonathan
York: A Yarn for the Strange at Heart. By Kory Merritt. Andrews McMeel.
$9.99.
Heart and Brain. By Nick
Seluk. Andrews McMeel. $12.99.
Pip Bartlett’s Guide to Magical
Creatures. By Jackson Pearce and Maggie Stiefvater. Illustrations by Maggie
Stiefvater. Scholastic. $16.99.
Dear Dumb Diary, Year Two, #6: Live
Each Day to the Dumbest. By Jim Benton. Scholastic. $5.99.
The stories may be fun, and
funny, but sometimes the illustrations are what really make a book sing. Or
shriek, as the case may be. “Shriek” is closer when it comes to The Dreadful Fate of Jonathan York, an
absolutely hilarious illustrated novel that feels like a graphic novel but
isn’t one, quite, because it does have narrative separate from the
illustrations. But without Kory Merritt’s picture-perfect picture making, the
narrative would have little punch. After all, how much can one enjoy text that
merely says, “What’s an eldritch abomination gotta do to get some steak sauce
with its human sacrifices?” Hmm. Bad example. Well, actually, the text really
is wonderful, strange and outré and peculiar and sometimes in rhyme and
sometimes completely absent – hmm, then it’s not text, is it? The thing is, The Dreadful Fate of Jonathan York is
hard to describe without seeing it, and wonderful to experience with seeing it, because seeing what
Merritt does here is the whole point. Mr. York is a typical mild-mannered hero,
a clerk at a general store; he takes what he thinks is a shortcut through a
swamp, and finds himself enmeshed in some outstandingly strange adventures.
Speaking to a toad is the least of them: “Lost a few hours and already he was
talking to amphibians,” he thinks. On the whole, it turns out that he would have
been better off sticking with ectotherms. Soon Mr. York encounters three others
seeking nighttime shelter in the swamp, and all four go to a place called the
Cankerbury Inn, where they must pay for their rooms with stories, one story per
person per room. The other people scare up – yes, scare up – some suitable tales. The first, told in rhyme, is about
how Slynderfell’s Ice Cream, the most super-delicious of all, “that makes Wonka
seem like cuttlefish snot,” is really
made, using a torture rack to get information and draining cows of their milk
until they are nothing but skin-covered skeletons, testing head-exploding
flavors on monkeys in a room where a notice says “Dilbert cartoon posters will
be hanged” (one of Merritt’s many subtle and hilarious references to comic
strips), and much more. The second story, also told in rhyme, is about a lost
engagement ring, some elaborately toothy water monsters, and a man’s discovery
that for all the terrors he barely escapes, “life was saner in the deep.” The
third tale, told strictly in pictures, is an alien-abduction story that results
in missing eyebrows. But poor Mr. York cannot come up with a story and so is
turned out into the swamp – where his
story involves the evil, gnomelike C. Percival Trullus and the West Bleekport
Gang (one “with a long, gar-like snoot,” a second with “eight spidery limbs,”
and so forth). The gang members need Mr. York to help them recover a treasure,
so they spare him and send him off to be swallowed by a Bogglemyre and then –
well, there is a lot of “and then”
here, all of it illustrated in such a toothily terrible and tremendously tingly
way that readers will want to laugh and shiver simultaneously (try it!). The
story is deliciously bizarre, the pictures are wonderfully wacky, and The Dreadful Fate of Jonathan York is an
anything-but-dreadful delight.
One thing missing from
Merritt’s book of monsters is a yeti, but no worries – one is readily available
elsewhere. Trouble is, it’s an awkward one. Heart
and Brain is a spinoff from a Web comic called The Awkward Yeti, which features a blue, bow-tied, big-eyed
something-or-other (presumably a yeti) who also makes guest appearances in the Heart and Brain book. But most of the
book is devoted to its title characters, who go through life with completely
opposite attitudes. For instance, when they are about to confront a
fire-breathing dragon with only a sword and bow-and-arrows to defend themselves,
Brain says, “The odds are not in our favor, Heart,” and Heart replies, “That’ll
make it feel EVEN BETTER when we win!” Nick Seluk’s whole book is like that.
Heart wants a kitty, Brain asks who will take care of it, Heart says Brain can
do that while Heart can “reap the
benefits of companionship,” Brain says no, and Heart immediately presents Brain
with a kitty. Brain, listening to music, comments that the singer is not very
good, but Heart says “it’s really cool to like this band right now.” Brain
calls for moderation, but Heart says that if something feels good, then more of
it must be great and “TOO MUCH would be BEST” – and goes in search of “more
vices.” Looking at a map, Brain points to “the most efficient route,” while
Heart looks at a long and rambling one and says, “But this one could be full of
ADVENTURE!” The notion of head-vs.-heart is an old one, but Seluk gives it a
whole series of new, contemporary twists, and the way he draws the characters
has a lot to do with how enjoyable his story lines are. Brain is a large pink
blob with no features except tiny arms and legs, while Heart is bright red, has
the ends of blood vessels decorating his head, and sports huge googly eyes and
an almost-always-smiling mouth that combine to give him, most of the time, an
expression of wide-eyed wonder and enthusiasm. Much of the time, the
characters’ personalities are straightforward – a fact that makes deviations
from their normal interactions more effective, as when Heart is seen bandaged
and injured and, when Brain asks what happened, Heart replies, “I watched the
news.” Seluk manages to make both Heart and Brain interesting, each in a
different way, and uses his illustrations to illuminate everyone’s heart/brain
duality in ways that words alone could not accomplish so well – for instance, Brain
signs “Brain” in simple block letters at the bottom of a piece of paper, but Heart
says that a signature “should be an expression of your SOUL” and then produces
a gigantic multi-colored mural of the word “Heart,” graffiti-style, on a nearby
wall. Ultimately, of course, Heart and Brain need and complement each other –
in real life as well as in Seluk’s drawings.
The drawings in Pip Bartlett’s Guide to Magical Creatures
actually come from Jeffrey Higgleston’s
Guide to Magical Creatures, the book that Pip carries around with her
constantly – but Pip makes changes and additions to the illustrations as she
learns more by talking to the animals. Yes, talking. And no, this is not some
sort of “magical Dr. Doolittle” story – it is much funnier than that. Pip, who
is nine years old, has the apparently unique talent of talking to the magical
creatures that seem to pop out everywhere in her world, and they in turn can
speak with her; but only she can hear them, so no one – not even her geologist
father – believes she really communicates with unicorns, pegasi, Common
HobGrackles and the like. So there is the basic plot of the novel by Jackson
Pearce and Maggie Stiefvater. But of course there is much more to it. What Pip
is not good at is communicating with
human beings, such as her 13-year-old cousin (who has no interest in magical creatures) and a boy named Tomas Ramirez,
who is allergic to pretty much everything in the world, including magical
things – which cause him to have magical allergic reactions, such as one in
which he hiccups multicolored bubbles. Stiefvater, the illustrator of this
jointly written book, makes the pictures absolutely integral to the story –
there are drawings of both Pip and Tomas, for example, both with Pip’s
comments: on her self-portrait, for example, she shows Higgleston’s book and
writes, “Best book ever,” and then “Best book EVER,” and then “BEST BOOK EVER.”
Well, that book may be good, but it is scarcely complete, as Pip discovers each
time she encounters and communicates with something else from the magical
realm. Pip Bartlett’s Guide to Magical
Creatures actually starts with an in-school disaster in which Pip rides a
unicorn and a stampede of unicorns results, which leads Pip to make multiple
emendations to the Higgleston guide, all of them unflattering to unicorns.
Later, Pip encounters a strange little thing called a Fuzzle, regarding which
the Higgleston book offers only a one-word description: “Pest.” It falls to Pip
to find out more about the creatures, starting with information from her Aunt
Emma, who runs the Cloverton Clinic for Magical Creatures and with whom Pip is
staying for the summer. The Fuzzle adventure becomes the main part of a book
that gets more and more intricate and turns into a sort of magical mystery tour
of a world that gets more interesting by the creature, if not by the minute.
The story would work quite well without illustrations, but it works far better
with them – and so will succeeding stories, since there is certainly more of
Pip, the Guide, and magical creatures to come.
Illustrations are also
crucial to the Dear Dumb Diary sequence
by Jim Benton – which has now reached the sixth book of its second series, Year Two. These diaries of
middle-schooler Jamie Kelly are funny enough in words, but the illustrations
are what really make them hilarious. Live
Each Day to the Dumbest, for instance, is funny about death. Now, that
might not seem like something to be funny about in a book for middle-school
readers, but Benton makes it work. What happens is that Jamie’s grandma dies,
and Jamie the diarist finds her grandma’s diary and discovers that her grandma
had some of the same thoughts back in the distant past that Jamie has in the
present: “It sounded EXACTLY like something I would write. And it made me feel
a little sick that Grandma was back there, in the past, wasting the time that I
know she doesn’t have an infinite amount of, since I’m here in her future and I
know – well, I know that she doesn’t have any time left at all now.” This is the way Benton writes (as Jamie) – and it is
fine – but what makes it much better is the illustration showing Jamie using
her cell phone to make a call to someone using a very old-fashioned phone, with
the caption, “We need a way to call people in the past and tell them what we
think.” Of course, then Jamie thinks of her own future, and she wonders if
maybe her own granddaughter is reading Jamie’s diary and thinking Jamie is
dumb, and Jamie says that is “disrespectful of your old Granny. Go spank
yourself. Unless they have robots for that now. Go tell your Spankbot to spank
you.” And the illustration? Well, it shows an alternative possibility: a
TIMEOUTBOT sitting on a misbehaving future grandchild and using its single eye
to be sure the miscreant stays in timeout long enough. Jamie’s personality remains
essentially the same from book to book, and that means some of her interactions
stay the same, too – for instance, with best friend and occasional enemy
Isabella, of whose computer use Jamie thinks, “I figured she was doing
homework, or trying to crash the Internet, or bidding on a boa constrictor.”
Isabella, Jamie points out, is fond of boas: “‘They’re just like kittens,’ she
always says. ‘Legless kittens that choke people sometimes.’” The illustration
here gets the caption, “She also thinks spiders are just eight-eyed kittens
that can shoot yarn out their butts,” and yes, the spider with a kitten face
looks both cute and icky. Also here, as usual, is super-sweet and super-smart
and therefore super-annoying Angeline. “I know that she is attractive on
purpose, and I feel that this is a hurtful action on her part, maybe even a
form of nonaggressive and deeply pleasant bullying.” And this illustration shows a two-halves Angeline, the first half being
clean and cute and generally sweet and adorable, the other (wished-for) half having
wrecked hair, a nasty expression and “immense hairy feet.” The thin plots in
the Dear Dumb Diary series are never
really the point of the books, nor are they in Live Each Day to the Dumbest. But this book does have a nice
ending, in which Jamie does dumb things that work out just fine, and eventually
comes to terms with her grandma’s death – not so much on her own behalf as on
that of her mother, who, after all, has lost her own mom. This is more touching
than Benton usually gets in this series – but it works. And why? Because of the
illustration showing Jamie’s mom finally being able to laugh again, and Jamie
enjoying the sound even though she has previously said it reminds her of a
“goat with bronchitis that accidentally ate a crow.” And yes, there’s a picture
for that.