The Magic Word. By Mac
Barnett. Illustrated by Elise Parsley. Balzer+Bray/HarperCollins. $17.99.
Dinosaurs in Disguise. By
Stephen Krensky. Illustrated by Lynn Munsinger. Houghton Mifflin Harcourt.
$17.99.
Everyone knows that “the
magic word” when a child wants something is “please.” Everyone, that is, except
Paxton C. Heymeyer, star of a hilariously offbeat “what if kids ruled the
world?” jaunt by Mac Barnett and Elise Parsley. The scene opens in a super-messy
living room, with Paxton jumping up and down on one end of the sofa, his toys
scattered everywhere, while a bored and oblivious babysitter reclines on the
sofa’s other end, reading a magazine. Paxton wants a cookie, but when the
babysitter tells him to say the magic word, Paxton decides, for some unknown reason,
to ask, “Can I have a cookie, ALAKAZOOMBA?” And – well, it turns out that that
really is the magic word, because Paxton
not only gets a cookie instantly but also, much to the babysitter’s annoyance, uses the word again to ask for another cookie
– and gets it. And a glass of milk. And “a walrus that will chase the
babysitter up to the North Pole” after her annoyance erupts into one of those
familiar “I’m going to count to three” moments. Yes, Paxton conjures up a
North-Pole-bound walrus. He has really latched onto something here – and
Parsley’s illustrations, which use perspective in highly striking and
imaginative ways to convey the drama and amusement of Barnett’s hilarious
story, show just what happens when the walrus shows up. Paxton certainly thinks
big. By the time his parents return home, he has created a giant swimming pool
in the living room, complete with waterslide, and when his parents are more
than a wee bit annoyed, Paxton realizes that there are plenty of walruses
around. Soon he is on his own again, happily munching cookies in a room that
features a drum set, a couple of sharks swimming in an aquarium tank, a Segway,
a big piece of modern art based on the first half of his name (“PAX”), and
more. And “the next morning he got right to work,” Barnett explains, while
Parsley shows the modest home at 23 Larch sprouting all sorts of Paxton-focused
rooms and extensions and slides and flags and a roller coaster and – oh, it is
all just too marvelous for words. Then Paxton, whose robot chef brings him
cookies on demand, gets a visit from his friend Rosie, who is brought in by the
butler just as Paxton and his elephant are playing in the pool. Rosie, however,
is unimpressed, telling Paxton he is a terrible host, and Paxton certainly
cannot stand for that in “his very
own castle with a helipad and pink-lemonade moat.” One walrus later, Paxton is by
himself yet again, but – well, at a certain point a surfeit of everything
perfect becomes merely a surfeit, and Paxton is at that point. He brings
everyone back – his parents’ and Rosie’s bemused expressions are nothing
compared with the babysitter’s explosive one – and Paxton apologizes, realizing
that there is no magic word to make Rosie accept the apology. As she explains,
“You just have to mean it.” He does, and she forgives him, and all is fine. OK,
almost fine. The babysitter is having
none of this sweetness-and-light ending, and Paxton has not really reformed, at
least not all the way, and – well, let’s just say that the walruses have the
last word. And that word is ALAKAZOOMBA.
There are no magic words in
Stephen Krensky’s Dinosaurs in Disguise,
but there is something magical in the book’s concept – and in the very funny
drawings by Lynn Munsinger. The little boy who narrates the book explains that
he just doesn’t accept the notion that all the dinosaurs died out long ago
“after something really big crashed here from space.” No, he says, dinos ruled
Earth for so long that he is absolutely sure “they could survive one fiery
blast” – and in his imagination, the boy is riding atop a Triceratops as it and
many other dinosaurs, running in a distinctly human-looking way and with
human-looking expressions, flee the dangerous celestial visitor. The boy
figures that what happened scared the dinosaurs so much that they went into
hiding and “stayed hidden once some strange new creatures showed up” – and here
Munsinger shows a bewigged, garment-and-boot-wearing T. rex helping a little caveboy
figure out that a wheel really ought to be round, not square or triangular. “Hiding
soon became a habit,” the boy narrator explains, on a page featuring
laugh-out-loud portrayals of dinos as the Sphinx, a pyramid and a camel. The
boy is quite sure that he can find dinosaurs here and there if he only looks
closely enough – and Munsinger offers, among other disguises, one dino dressed
as Santa Claus and another as the Statue of Liberty. The boy says he would
really like to show dinosaurs all the conveniences of the modern world,
including drive-up takeout food, supermarkets packed with good things to eat,
cars to use to go visiting, buses and airplanes for longer trips, and TV and
snacks for “just relaxing at home.” The pictures showing dinos fitting in (more
or less) to the modern world are just wonderful – until they are not, as the
boy realizes that contemporary society might make them uncomfortable (and Munsinger
shows dinos struggling with everything from traffic to cell phones). Maybe,
after all, this isn’t the right time for dinosaurs to reveal themselves to the
modern world, the boy concludes. Maybe it is best they stay hidden for now –
although he wants them to know, as the book’s final words put it, that “their
secret is safe with me.” And there is the boy, cuddled in bed, sleeping
peacefully with the stuffed dinosaur he carries everywhere and surrounded by a
bevy of actual dinos cuddling him, standing nearby (disguised as a lamp), lying
underneath the bed (and raising it well off the floor), and so on. A charmingly
imaginative story, Dinosaurs in Disguise
is sure to be a hit with dino-loving children – although parents should be
prepared to explain that dinosaurs really are gone, no matter how many
inventive and ingenious ways kids can come up with to explain that they must
still be around somewhere.
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