Skip School, Fly to Space: A
“Pearls Before Swine” Collection. By Stephan Pastis. Andrews McMeel. $9.99.
The Berenstain Bears: When I Grow
Up. By Mike Berenstain. HarperFestival. $3.99.
The Berenstain Bears Are
SuperBears! By Mike Berenstain. Harper. $16.99.
There are many ways to try
to get kids interested in books and their special method of communicating in
our video-saturated age, and plenty of different approaches to take – depending
on what authors and publishers want to communicate. Most of the material in
Stephan Pastis’ Pearls Before Swine
comic strip exists for purely comedic purposes, and much of the strip is dark,
sarcastic and very much of the adult world (with smoking, beer drinking and
other behaviors that no one wants to encourage in kids). This makes the
inclusion of Pastis’ material in Andrews McMeel’s AMP! Comics for Kids series
rather problematic – but doggone it, a lot of what Pastis creates really is
funny, and just wry enough to amuse kids and maybe help them see the world
around them a bit differently from the way they did before they encountered
Pig, Rat, Goat, the always inept crocodiles, and Pastis’ other poorly drawn but
immediately recognizable characters. Hence we have Skip School, Fly to Space, whose title is taken from the very last
strip in the book – one of the more thought-provoking ones Pastis has
produced. In it, the ever-playful and ever-optimistic Pig invites neighbor boy
Willy into a cardboard box “to fly to Mars,” but Willy explains that he cannot
play, because he has to study to do super-well in school to get into a super-good college to work super-hard for a
super-long time and make a super-large amount of money so he can have a
super-comfortable retirement for “maybe…a couple years left before I die.” Then
there is a wordless panel, with Pig and Willy considering the implications of
what Willy has laid out for life, and the final (also wordless) panel has the
two of them heading off in the cardboard “Rockitt Ship.” Clearly this is not a suggestion that kids should skip
school – it is Pastis’ way of sneaking some perspective on life into a strip
that often seems to lack it. And it is well-placed at the end of the book,
since young readers by then will have absorbed a lot of other Pastis material,
such as the sad tale of “Kiko, the lonely cactus,” whose spines prevent anyone
from giving him the hugs he wants; Rat’s erection of a “cool fence” for himself
and a much smaller “uncool fence” for Pig; croc dad Larry’s suggestion that his
son could dissect a frog for class much more quickly by using a blender; Pig’s
creation of an “Internet happy box” that escapes online meanness because it is
“not hooked up to anything and you can’t communicate with anyone and it’s
dark”; the hapless crocs’ attempt to create their own Fantastic Four, even
though there are only three of them, and (in a separate sequence) the crocs’
attack on the all-knowing force known as “Da Google”; and much more. There are
a few misfirings in this collection, such as a strip in which “J. Rutherford
Shrimp” wants Pig and Goat to sign a petition giving shrimp their rights,
including the right not to be eaten simply because they are tasty – at which
point Pig eats him (which is out of character: it is something Rat would do,
but does not really fit Pig’s personality). By and large, though, this
selection of Pearls Before Swine
strips is both funny and occasionally insightful, and manages to convey the
overall spirit of Pastis’ work without including any of its beer-and-smoking
elements and not even having very much death in it – quite an accomplishment,
since Pastis is noted for killing off characters as casually as he disposes of
J. Rutherford Shrimp.
There is nothing remotely
like the sensibilities of Pearls Before Swine
in the long-running Berenstain Bears sequence, which has been around for more
than half a century and is now handled by Mike Berenstain. The humor in
Berenstain Bears books is always gentle if it is present at all, and the books’
avowed purpose is to teach, inform and instruct as well as entertain.
Unfortunately, they tend to become preachy and to overdo some of the
instructional elements, and Mike Berenstain is even more prone to these flaws
than were Stan and Jan Berenstain, who started the series – not that the
creators of this family of bears would consider the preachiness a problem. The
pluses and minuses of the Berenstain Bears books are equally apparent in two
new (+++) entries, When I Grow Up and
The Berenstain Bears Are SuperBears!
The first of these simply has Brother and Sister Bear riding around with
Professor Actual Factual and his nephew, Ferdy, to see all the jobs available
in Bear Country. Things are, however, laid on a touch too thickly, as usual.
For instance, the professor offers to give Brother and Sister a ride, then says
they “can use my cell phone to ask your mama and papa” – which, all right, is a
small manners lesson and perhaps especially useful in our can’t-be-too-careful
age. But then, on the very next page,
the professor calls Mama and Papa a second
time about taking a little longer with Brother and Sister so he can show them
various jobs – and that really is overdoing the “phone home” safety angle. Also
overdone are the job portrayals themselves – not because they are simplified,
which is inevitable in a short picture book, but because virtually everyone
doing virtually every job is smiling all the time, even including almost all
the firefighters and paramedics battling a blaze and doing rescues.
Construction workers smile; farmers smile; doctors smile; painters, mechanics,
road crews – everyone smiles. And then comes the final suggestion: that doing
“the job of a parent…may be about the most important job there is!” All right,
yes, fine, this is good to know and good to say – but it is all just a bit overstated and overemphasized, as is often the case in Berenstain Bears books.
Things are slightly
different in The Berenstain Bears Are
SuperBears! That is because this is an entry in the “I Can Read!” series –
specifically a Level 1 book, featuring “simple sentences for eager new
readers.” So there is less overt preachiness here, although some
lesson-learning is certainly implied. The setup is that Brother likes to
pretend to be Bat Bear and Sister pretends to be Spider Bear; little Honey is
their sidekick, Cubby Bear. The three pretend that the adults they see doing
everyday things are baddies who need to be stopped: the mail carrier is “Dr.
Sleezo,” the trash collectors are evil Space Grizzlies, someone repairing power
lines is “the mad villain Joker Bear,” and so on. Every “bad guy” accepts what
the young bears say, plays along, and even talks like a stereotypical villain:
“Curses. Foiled again!” Then the “SuperBears” encounter a more-mundane matter
when a neighbor cub falls while riding a bike and hurts his knee. Brother,
Sister and Honey help get him home and patched up, the cub’s mom says they
really are super, and of course everything ends happily, the lesson being that
“super-ness” begins at home and in small, everyday ways. That is actually not a
bad thing to learn, even if it is told here in a somewhat overdone manner – but
overdoing in the name of teaching goodness is integral to a lot of the reaching-out
of the Berenstain Bears books .